My brand! I HAVE SPECIAL EYES!
I don’t think this one will be a series, but here, enjoy this batch of Cortez Comics
I like Traynor and Cortez because they’re so darn nice. I like nice people, nice people are nice.
Oh you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead!
These are responses to Mass Reject tweets, I’ve done more and I’m putting them all under the tag me3rejects
As soon as Tali comes onboard the Normandy Chakwas is all “whoo hoo, I just got us some dextro meds!” So… what about Garrus…?
July 4th - Day 21: Mass Effect 30 Day Challenge
“What is your favorite piece of music?”
Oh that’s an easy one. It’s Tali’s theme from Mass Effect 2, which is memory serves is played on Haestrom. I mainly fell in love with it because of the remix in the video above, WHICH IS FABULOUS, but I also like the original (which can be found here).
A very close second is the Ilos Battle theme, which is amazing and I can listen to on repeat for hours and can be found here.
Vents
- Tali: Gah, vents. Always the vents.
- Shepard: You did fine at the Collector base.
- Tali: I got set on fire!
July 2nd - Day 19: Mass Effect 30 Day Challenge
“What would be your perfect ending?”
Not the above. Just in case you were curious. (Also, I have not finished the DLC yet, so I have no idea what has and has not changed.)
My perfect ending would have certain criteria. Commander Shepard surviving would not necessarily be one, since I’ve pretty much been preparing for Shepard to die since I found out it would be an epic trilogy. One of my most important criteria would be that the shown must be able to go on. That’s the big thing I found lacking in the current ending(s).
Also, Tali must be able to go back to Rannoch and live happily ever after, otherwise I will cry like a baby whose Normandy toy was taken away. I’m not asking for much. Just a happy ending for someone.
June 30th - Day 17: Mass Effect 30 Day Challenge
“Who is your favorite quarian?”
This is one where I’m not even going to try to think outside the box. Tali’zorah vas Normandy is my absolutely favorite quarian and not quarian can hold a candle to her. Not even Daro’Xen. Although she’s psycho-crazy-awesome, I’ll admit.
I’ve loved Tali, even when she was 12 and didn’t have a very big part in the story back in Mass Effect. The fact that they made her a very prominent figure in Mass Effect 2 overjoyed me, and now to have her in Mass Effect 3 as well…
And in closing, I don’t always play Sheploo, but when I do I prefer to romance Tali.
June 19th - Day 6: Mass Effect 30 Day Challenge
“What is your favorite side quest?”
I really had to stretch on this one, because when I looked back at a list of all the side quests in the three games I realized just how boring most of them were, especially in ME1 and ME2. When I play back through I tend to skip a lot of them unless I know they affect future games.
Thus I think my favorite little side quest is “Crime in Progress” from ME2. This is the brief encounter you have on the citadel with a quarian, a volus, and a C-Sec officer. I mainly like it for the dialogue, especially if you bring Tali with. I love seeing Tali all bothered and angry - she’s so cute!
This side quest could be improved, however, with a renegade interrupt. >:3
*punches volus and C-Sec dude in da fayce*


