Cult of Shepard
- Shepard: Did you lose anyone back on Earth?
- Conrad: No. I mean, extranet friends and such, but I don't really have any family left.
- Shepard: What about your wife?
- Conrad: Um...
- Shepard: Conrad, do you even have a wife?
- Conrad: Oh, yes! Yes, yes yes... Well, no. But, see...
- Shepard: Conrad, if you have some kind of weird shrine of me, I'm going to be very unhappy.
- Conrad: It's just a poster with a few candles. It's very tasteful.
- Shepard: Gah..